Scientists of Imagination

The International Consultant Bureau

2009-11-08T22:34:00.000-08:00

on the plane
fell asleep and missed dinner,

woke up, and demanding dinner.

"excuse me stewardess. . ."

"yes?"

"could you please be so kind to bring me my dinner?"

"i'm sorry sir, we've finished serving dinner now."

"I can't have my dinner?"

"i'm sorry sir, but we've fini--"

"I did hear what you said the first time."

--pause--

"The online terms of service I signed before I purchased my ticket clearly states that I am entitled to one snack and one dinner. I've already compensated your company in full for both, and snack time is over. I'm ready for dinner."

Kill Frequencies .com

2009-08-30T11:45:00.000-07:00

http://www.killfrequencies.com

Rooftop Dojo Website

2009-07-30T00:09:00.000-07:00

Its on.

Rooftop Dojo Logo

2009-04-21T21:56:00.001-07:00

The Rooftop Dojo was made legendary by appearing as the main setting in the video "Last Japan" by Scientists of Imagination and Burning Clown Productions.

DADADA Pizza Box Design

2009-03-02T00:41:00.000-08:00

The DADADA Press-Kit Pizza Box design.

Rollin Director Patrick Bowyer

2009-01-15T23:12:00.001-08:00

Listen to some audio of Pat talking about the origin of his last name.

Secret Pics from the Rollin Video Shoot

2009-01-15T23:02:00.000-08:00

Some great still images from the set of DADADA's Rollin video shoot. Director Patrick Bowyer.

The Apple King

2009-01-15T22:54:00.000-08:00

Its no surprise King Famous loves apples.

"When I take a break on set, I grab an apple." -- King Famous

King Famous on Rollin Video Shoot

2009-01-15T01:51:00.001-08:00

King Famous on the set for the video for DADADA's "Rollin" in Los Angeles, CA.

We caught up with King Famous for a quick interview:

SOI: Hey King, good to see you in action again!

King Famous: Thanks.

SOI: So. . .where is the crew, set and lights. . .what sort of budget are you working with on this video?

King Famous: Well, we are using Los Angeles as our set, and we are using GOD lighting. I'm not sure who's covering the budget for this thing, but its not me.

SOI: What is the DADADA album coming out?

King Famous: Right now we've got this music video going on, and if people want to check out DADADA they should see http://www.back2rap.com

SOI: So when is the album coming out?

King Famous: I'm not really sure. All I know is that I've got to show up to set for the next few days and take care of ROLLIN.

SOI: Thanks King, any shout outs you'd like to make?

King Famous: Yeah, big shout out to the Rooftop Dojo and the Ninja Clowns. More shout outs to come later. See you for now, I've got to get out of here. . .

SOI: One more question Mr Famous. . .

King Famous: Later, ok -- no offense but I haven't eaten a thing all day.

SOI: Sure, we understand -- talk to you soon!

Band info for DADADA at http://www.back2rap.com

Scientist of Imagination editor suffers from hot flashes and nausea.

2009-01-03T15:26:00.000-08:00

Maxomillion Solaris has recently let the editor for L.A. Allegory go.

"Its something the Scientists of Imagination had to do. . .the guy would work on a scene for hours, then delete the whole days work. He also would be sweating so much that the office would start to stink, and we can't really have that here with high-level clients coming in throughout the day."

When asked what the future plans for L.A. Allegory are, Mr. Solaris replied "We are not stopping post-production in any way, in fact we are currently speaking with New York City based Burning Clown Productions. We were very pleased working with them on Lovely Lesbians, and we are still getting great feedback on the video. In a very short time, they have established themselves as THE production company to work with on the East Coast."

Max also mentioned that the LA based office will continue meeting with distributors and working on the upcoming marketing plans for L.A. Allegory.

"Our goal right now is to hit a Fall release, but we shall see. The Scientists work for no major studio and we are going to release the movie when the L.A. Allegory Team has given the approval."

--Art the Computer Kid

Firecamp Lovely Lesbian Video is Live!!!

2008-12-17T00:58:00.000-08:00

Burning Clown Productions & The Scientists of Imagination are proud to present the premiere of their latest comedy project, LOVELY LESBIANS!!!

Check out the video here:

Click on the high res version on YouTube to sweeten up the viewing experience:
Firecamp's Lovely Lesbians on YouTube

"Lovely Lesbians is a raw expose on two street gangs facing off for a no-holds-barred dance battle."- Party Magazine

"It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving!" - Richard Whiteman, Native American Opera House

Shot on location in NYC's Times Square, this marks Firecamp's latest music video & the 1st off their legendary Platter of Fire Album:
Available now on Itunes:
Firecamp, Platter of Fire!

Also, if you haven't already...be sure to check out the You Tube hit "HIGHEST"! This hilarious Heidi Montag spoof has almost a million hits on YouTube & was recently featured on the MTV comedy special "THE HILLS SPOOF'D"!
Kelly Anne Burns's Heidi Montag spookf

Brought to you by:

Bluespace Records

Kelly Anne Burns & Mike Smith Rivera
Burning Clown Productions

Maxomillion Solaris
The Scientists of Imagination

"Wonderful creative ideas, well produced, last forever" -- Scientist Rule #1

Also check out the splash page at bluespacerecords.

Produced by BurningClownProductions and Scientists of Imagination. Yes, that is Kelly Anne Burns again, hot off her uber-popular Heidi Montag YouTube video.

Lovely Lesbians Photos Leaked!

2008-11-28T21:35:00.001-08:00

Recently these two photos from the Burning Clown/SOI production of Firecamp's Lovely Lesbians surfaced on the interwebs. Whoever is editing this thing was so sloppy that you can see the software in the screencap. Apparently the entire editing team was fired by Mr. Clown, who in the past has never had any trouble letting people go. (It was rumored that around 2004-2005 Mr. Clown was on a firing tirade that lasted an entire year. It got so bad that he fired some people for showing up On Time to the set.)

The top photo seems to features Lesbian Gang #1, the second photo, Lesbian Gang #2. The location is New York Times Square.

Scientists of Imagination

2008-11-23T01:14:00.001-08:00

This is the official blog for the production company Scientists of Imagination. Now in post-production in Los Angeles -- LA Allegory. Now is post-production in New York, Firecamp's Lovely Lesbians music video.

In pre-production in Los Angeles are several exciting projects coming up with Dave Kanehann's Cinekane Entertainment, and The LandLords.

While the economy seems to be slowing, the Scientists are hard at work.

-- M. Solaris
"Wonderful creative ideas, well produced, last forever" -- Scientist Rule #1

Lovely Lesbians major photography complete!

2008-11-23T01:07:00.000-08:00

Mr. Solaris received word last week that principle photography on Firecamp's Lovely Lesbians music video has been completed.

LA Allegory Post Production

2008-11-23T00:42:00.000-08:00

LA Allegory is in post production, and there is a lot to get done. Slowly, the movie is coming together. Last month, the movie was completely cataloged shot by shot and re-dubbed onto new archival stock to preserve the footage.

Director Brandon Blomquist has a full copy and has been asked to focus on the important wilderness scene, while the home base office of Scientists of Imagination has people working overtime on formatting images and getting all the paperwork in order for upcoming festivals.